hi i'm jess. i'm twenty. (◡‿◡✿)

i cry over the social network a lot.
i actually hate andrew garfield, i'm
still not over p!atd & brendon urie,
and i am honestly a stick of butter.

"Mr. Zuckerberg, I’m in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact, it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours."

"Four hours?"

"Yes, sir."

"That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it on my dorm room window."

April 22nd   631 notes   via   source
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"I’m my own woman - first, last, and always!"

Artist  UnknownNicki Minaj    Title  UnknownRoman's Revenge (Minaj Only Edit)    Album  UnknownPink Friday

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

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look

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"I was your only friend."

zacharyquintno:

Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.

April 5th   760 notes   via   source
tagged:  tsn  NO

“I’m a good girl, really.” - Alisha, Season 1

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