hi i'm jess. i'm twenty. (◡‿◡✿)

i cry over the social network a lot.
i actually hate andrew garfield, i'm
still not over p!atd & brendon urie,
and i am honestly a stick of butter.

tommyshphrd:

Captain Marvel and Captain America

callmestiletto:

comics meme » 3/5 teams

the avengers

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"It’s like this… All your life you’re yellow. Then one day you brush up against something blue, the barest touch, and voila, the rest of your life you’re green." - Tess Callahan

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"It’s like this… All your life you’re yellow. Then one day you brush up against something blue, the barest touch, and voila, the rest of your life you’re green." - Tess Callahan

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You better lawyer up asshole

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Kristen Stewart photographed by Craig McDean

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releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

Uh…I don’t have a facebook page like the others. Uh I set one up under an alias, as Andrew Garfield, for a few weeks and made no friends. No one was interested. Except uh Andrew’s alias, who wanted to be best friends with his own fanpage. - Jesse Eisenberg

Artist  UnknownKid Cudi    Title  UnknownPursuit of Happiness (feat. MGMT & Ratatat)    Album  UnknownMan On the Moon - The End of Day (Expanded Version)

 Divya Narendra 

What, do you wanna hire and IP lawyer and sue him? No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer.

July 23rd   13 notes   via   source
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rbrucebanner:

Avengers #17 (2013)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

RF